Whiner, please.
You need to take the tit out of your mouth and grow up.
Dragging your knuckles on a cheap laptop doesn't make you the Mighty Mouse you think.
If you had a car, you'd be that asswipe with music blaring to get people to look.
A hunk of junk clamoring for attention but gone in a flash.
A useless reminder of how much people can suck.
Hope this helps.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.